To all current JC/Poly students

GOOD LUCK for upcoming exams. Jia you and study smart!

PS pic from one of my JC chemistry teacher

with lots of wishes

kathy ong

Due to the natural blurness in our guides, i hereby announced that the photos have been uploaded, under gathering at sentosa (side links:photo albums).

Photos are proudly contributed by me and madeline. ENYOY!


Senior
kathy ong

14.o6.o7

HELLO HELLO EVERYONE
THIS IS YOUR CUTE BELOVED VERALYN PL HERE
WHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

ANYWAY I HAVE FINALLY DECIDED TO MAKE MY CUTE APPERANCE AND BLOG A LITTLE SOMETHING WORTHWHILE FOR GUIDES.
AND NO, NOT LIKE OUR DARLING CL CHOONG WHO BLOGS ABOUT STUPID FARTING LIKE WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT IT. IM BLOGGING ABOUT REAL THINGS. LIKE TODAY'S ONGOING HAPPENINGS
AHEM.
I DUNNO IF IM ALLOWED TO SAY THE FINISHING TOUCH BUT *AHEM* I SHALL VERY MUCH SPARE SOMEONE FROM THE HASSLE AND EMBARRASSMENT BY LEAVING IT OUT. ANYONE CURIOUS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ASK ME OR MY GOOD SISTER FELINYEEEH WHO'S NYEH JUST CANT KEEP TO STOP GROWING BIGGER.
APPARENTLY WE ARE THE BIG MOUTHERS BLABBERING THE NEWS TO OUR GOOD GUIDEY MATES ABOUT *AHEM* MUST SHARE THE JOY YOU KNOW?? ROFL. ANYWAY I THINK I HAVE BLABBED ABIT TOO MUCH ON MY INTRO.
AND SORRY FOR THE CAPS.
IT'S NOT THAT MY CAP LOCKS IS SPOILT.
IT'S JUST THAT I WANNA ATTRACT ATTENTION YAH???
SORRY THAT IM ATTENTION SEEKING HAHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!!

AND TO THE MAIN EVENT:



OUR BELOVED SENTOSA TRIP
it's kinda sad that only 9 guides turned out for this trip but we all had our share of fun nevertheless...
shit my bro is asking me to dota with him....
YOU SEE HOW NICE I AM!??!?! SARCRIFICING MY DOTA TIME JUST TO BLOG??? OH YOU ALL HAD BETTER BE TOUCHED BY WAD I'M DOING OH YES OH YES WHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
alright well. anyway. i woke up really early today. 12noon. which is obviously considered really early to me. shit. i forgot. i must be blogging this as a WHOLE guides outing and not about me. ahhh maybe i should copy and paste this whole chunk into my blog instead.
OKAY. enough shitty talk. back to main event. yes yes.

the fair maidens(sq, kathy, hoon, weili darling, felinyeh, mad, grace) went to tm to get their auntie groceries done while the princess stayed at home to DOTA with her seemingly idiotic brother who has 10000 strategies up in his mind to pwn me in dota. well nvm.
while i was in the climax of the game i was being annoyed by this nyeh nyeh person HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! and so we met up in the train. and the funny thing was. i was supposed to meet kathy at the station and suddenly nyeh called me to board the train.
i dashed in the train and i was like....
"EH WHERE'S KATHY??? YOUR NEVER WAIT FOR HER AH???"

APPARENTLY THIS SHORT MAIDEN WAS WALKING TOO SLOW AND MISSED THE TRAIN. HAH. RIGHT. this was already the start of our little trip. missing kathy out on the mrt journey LOL!!!!!!!
and sq went to call kathy and kathy didnt believe we boarded the train without her. LOL!!!!! anyway we stopped off at tana merah and took the next train where we met up with the short maiden. SORRY I DUN MEAN TO BE RUDE!!!! or maybe the fact that im rude shows that im very close to you guys so that's a great honour to your so be proud of it.
oh yeah.
where was i?

took the train all the way to outram park where we changed trains. and we had to wait for another fair maiden, xiu zhen, in which we kept hearing mad calling her SUSUAN SUSAN and we were like... huuuuh?? guides got susan meh?? name so lao tu. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! opps okay okay moving on.
our dear xiu zhen finally came after 30min of agonizing waiting and asking stupid IQ questions and taking pics. oh speaking of IQ questions, here are a few. the answers will be uploaded on the next blog post when i have time to do.

Q1. A bridge can only hold 2 people at one time. There is only ONE torchlight and there are 4 people going to cross the bridge. One person takes 1min to cross the bridge. Another takes 2min. Another takes 5min and the last takes 10min. What is the fastest time that these 4 people can cross the bridge?
*please note that the person crossing the bridge has to bring the torch BACK to the starting point so that another person can cross*

THE ANSWER IS NOT 19MIN. IT'S LESS THAN THAT.


Q2. There are 12 coins. One of them is fake. The fake coin can be lighter or heavier. There is a balancing scale. Using THREE TRIES ONLY, how do you distinguish which coin is fake?


Q3. A man died and is brought to a place where there are two spilt roads. One road is the road to hell, and the other to heaven. Each path there is a parrot. On the heaven path is the angel parrot which ALWAYS tells the truth while on the devil path is the devil parrot which ALWAYS lies to give you to hell.
The man can only ask ONE question to either of the birds. What question should the man ask to determine the correct road to heaven?


Q4. There are 100 prisoners going to get killed. However the warden gives them a chance to live. The 100 prisoners are each going to wear a cap in which the colours are either black or white they dont know.
The prisoners are arranged in such a way that the 100th prison can see the 99th-1st prisoner, the 99th prisoner can see the 98th-1st prisoner and so on. Meaning that the 1st prisoner can't see any other prisoners.
The caps are random by the way. The prisoner has to guess the colour of the cap that they are wearing in order to avoid being killed. The prisoners have came up with a plan to save 99 people's lives.
Meaning that the 100th prisoner is sure to die with the 99th-1st prisoners are sure to live. What plan did they came up with?

*no touchings allowed*
*no communication. only allowed to say colour of their caps. black or white*

Q5. There are 3 switches on the ground floor. There is a light bulb on the second floor. You can only go up the stairs to the second floor ONCE to determine which is the CORRECT switch that helps to switch on the bulb. How do you determine which is the real switch?






HAHAHA!!!! ALRIGHT HAPPY THINKING ALL!!!!!!!!! PLEASE PUT ON YOUR THINKING CAPS YUPS!!!!!!!!! shucks moving on with the outing. my brother is getting so impatient. can someone tell me why are guys like that huh?? CANT YOU JUST FREAKING DOTA WITH HIMSELF FIRST??? ANNOYING!!!! OKAY OKAY time to speed up. oh, he's decided to watch anime instead. wise choice. im free to blog for an extra 25min. HEH.
okay. after reaching sentosa, we took a monorail to IMBIAH station and walked over to palawan beach. settled on a nice spot and oh yeah before that, nyeh went to get a beach ball and a water gun and i just got a $1.50 water gun because it's cheap. LOL!!!!!!!
started squirting my darling and everyone once we got the guns hyped up with water. chiong-ed to the sea after that and started splashing each other around. WAH I TELL YOU AH!!!!! KATHY IS FIERCE MAN!!!!!! DUN PLAY PLAY WITH HER!!!!!
i squirt her with the water gun then she come and throw SAND at me. SAND LEH!!!!!!! CAN GET BLINDED YOU KNOW?!?!?!? SO SCARY!!!!!!! DUN DARE SQUIRT HER LIAO HAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
well after that nyeh's mascara was coming off so we went to take a shower at the whatever open shower thing that's called. loaded our water guns again. this time with clean water instead of sea water. see how nice people are we?? 0=D
aahhh. well. nyeh's contact lens came off after that. it was SUPER SCARY. her contacts went all the way ABOVE her freaking eyeball and you couldnt detect where the HELL the contact went. i was so freaked out and there she was so calm and composed saying,'i can feel it coming out leh'
LIKE HELLO??? I CANT EVEN SEE THE CONTACTS. IT'S LIKE BEHIND YOUR FREAKING EYEBALL THATS SO SCARY!!!!!!! but thank god after rubbing it her contact came out and she prodded it back in again with her finger. darling was so GROSSED out. when to the toilet and i forgot what we did there. LOL.
oh yah. palawan beach has many CUUUUTE PEACOCKS!!!!!!! ARRRGHHH THEY ARE SOOO CUTE AND SO NOT TOURIST SHY.... AWWWWW!!!!!! i wanna be a peacock too... life so shuang... tourists taking pics of you whole day and feeding you. THIS IS LIFE. oh well nvm, let's move on.

went back and met up with them and we all sat in a circle on the shore with the stupid waves making us bob up and down like one stupid retarded bouyant thing or whatever it is spelt i dun care LOL!!!!!!!! gossiped and talked about guides and how we missed the old days and stuffs. HAIZ!!!!!! TRULY SADDENING!!!! i miss you all so much *sniff* and there we have two nerds not joining in our outing is even MORE SADDENING!!!!!!! sniff... so studies are more important than us... haiz nvm i understand.... sniff.... am i being sarcastic?? LOL!!!!!!!! just kidding HAHAHAHA!!!! =D NO HARD FEELINGS MATES!!!!!
movinv along..... we chatted and stuffs and after that got out of the water and went to eat potato chips and later decided to play beach volleyball. changed to soccer after that. weili has this mad phobia thing. SHE GOES AND SHOWER HERSELF EVERY 30SEC LIKE WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER CAN SOMEONE TELL ME?????????
PLAY HALFWAY, "aiyah wo yao qu si yi xia" which means "aiyah i wanna go and wash myself for a while" and like WTF???? wtf = what the fish. im not a vulglar person. thank you =D PLTC CAMP SHE DIDNT BATHE AT ALL FOR THE WHOLE 3 DAYS AND NOW SHE'S RINSING HERSELF EVERY 30SEC IS REALLY A NEW WEILI I HAD NEVER SEEN BEFORE. IM SERIOUS O_O;; <--- SEE HOW BIG MY EYES ARE. LITERALLY POPPING!!!!!!!!


after our stupid noob game of soccer, my team won by the way because we didnt have the old ladies(sq and kathy) on our team. old ladies cant run as fast you see.... HAHAHAH!!! JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!
i cant really remember what happened next uhhh... let me squeeze my brain juice for a bit... hmm... i think after that me, hoon, nyeh and darling went to chiong to the sea where we spyed on couples taking their wedding photos and we were all going "AWWWWWWWW SO SWEET!!!!!!! AWWWWW SOOO ROMANTIC!!!!!!!"
we formed our choo choo train line and squatted in the water like little crocodiles failing at spying LOL!!!!!!! crossed under the bridge to the next spot where we saw a group of half naked guys playing volleyball. and this was the DAMN FUNNY PART!!!!!!!
WHOEVER DROPS THE BALL HAS TO DO A STUPID DANCE!!!!!! AND IT WAS OMG DAMN DAMN FUNNY SIA!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE THEIR DANCE REQUIRES THEM TO RAISE THEIR HANDS AND CLAP THEM LIKE THEY ARE CHIMPANZEES OR SOMEWHAT LIKE THAT!!!!!!!
AND IT'S HILARIOUS BECAUSE THEY WERE HALF NAKED AND YES THERE WERE GUYS AND THE MOMENT THEY RAISED THEIR ARMS.... ROFL ROFL I DUNNO IF I CAN SAY THIS DISGUSTING BIT BUT LET'S PUT IT IN A NICER WAY. YOU CAN SEE SOME BUSH WITH SEAWEEDS YAH???????? YOU SHOULD GET THE HELL WAD IM TRYING TO SAY!!!!! AND IT WAS SO DAMN FUNNY WE STARTED LAUGHING REALLY LOUDLY THAT THE GUYS LOOKED OVER AT US.
WAHHAHAHAH!!!!! HELLO? YOU CANT BLAME US FOR LAUGHING. IT'S A NATURAL INSTINCT REALLY!!!!!!!!

anyway. after that me and darling decided to swim across to the next shore and halfway while swimming the stupid lifeguard blew his stupid whistle at us and told us to stop. LIKE WTF?!?!? HELLO?? WE ARE AHEM QUALIFIED SWIMMERS!!!!!!! what's with spoiling our fun?? LOL!!!!!!! well nvm. we choo-chooed all the way back to shore where we see a group of maidens standing impatiently waiting for us LOL!!!!!!!!!
once we got up, we saw the HOT couple. WOOO they were HOT!!! the groom's body was like 8packed and he had MUSCULAR BREASTS!!!!!!!!! you should get wad i mean huh?? and the bride's body was VA-VA-VOOM!!!! SO HOT!!!!!! she stripped down to this cute bikini in which we drooled at her for quite long before switching targets to other couples which were not so interesting since they weren't stripped to almost nothing. in fact most of their skin were covered so yah well not so interesting. HAHAHA NOT THAT WE ARE LESBIANS!!!!!! WE JUST KNOW HOW TO APPRECIATE GOOD STUFFS WHEN WE SEE IT YEAH!!!!!!!

anyway it was quite late by that time and we all went to the toilet for a nice clean shower and get ready to head to vivo for dinner.
i really have to go soon. perharps someone can continue this story. i'll make it quick. my idiot brother just NEEDS me to DOTA with him so he can kill me for FIRST blood... wad a nice brother huh??? sheesh.
right. well after heading to vivo we walked around deciding where to go. i so totally wanted to go to this hong kong cafe i ate previously because the food was REALLY GOOD!!!!!!!!! and sadly someone had to leave halfway because she had to 'celebrate her friend's birthday'. AHEM!!!!!!! i didnt know that celebrating friend's bday is an EVERYDAY event. HAHAHAHAH!!!!!! i shall not reveal any names to save that person's face. LOL!!!!!! WAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!
right. anyway that person sadly only ordered a borsch soup because she was in a rush to celebrate her friend's bday. so well, after that we continued our little feast. mad, sq and kathy couldnt finish their rice so they gave it to me. yes and they didnt want their soups either so they passed it to me to finish it for them. so worth it. pay one set meal for myself to receive 3 soups and 2.5bowls of rice. and i wanted to puke after eating them. was so FULL!!!!!!!!
okay okay to the nice part.

after coming out of the toilet we saw this very interesting scene. or rather they not we, because i didnt see it. I HATE MYSELF FOR BEING SO BLUR. we saw a very familiar face walking hand in hand with a not so familiar face AHEM and blushing like hell and giving that OH SHIT face because the game was so totally up when we saw this CUTE LITTLE SCENE.
anyway we all got really excited after that and started bombarding her with sms-es like, GOOD LUCK WITH HIM, ALL THE BEST, HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL US??? yeah well. at least she was nice enough to reply. AHEM!!!!!!!!
after this we started spreading the hot news to all our nice close friends and we all started talking about it ROFL!!!!! it lasted all the way until we were in the mrt. calls were made and tales exchanged. you should know that news spreads like wildfire huh? yes that happens often in our dear guides. because we are so close and bonded. you know what? after bullshitting for so long this is the most sensible comment i have made. oh well whatever. LOL!!!!!!!
anyway sab was literally bored with wad i was to tell her. NOT EVEN A TRACE OF EXCITEMENT!!!!!! ARRRGGGH HOW BORING CAN YOU GET?!??!?!?! at least a LITTLE sign of excitement in your voice would do. i should have called yushu instead. she was so eager to know more. LOL. talk about the aunties gossiping. but obviously im not one of them so please dun include me in. HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!



yah well got in the train where we found two seats. and guessed what? we all stacked and sat on each other -_-" sq sat on me, nyeh sat on darling while the other two stood. LOL!!!!!!!! talked a lot and reminisced the past together. awww saddening. and then we started talking a lot of stupid jokes.
EH EXCUSE ME LA. WHO THE HELL SAID THAT EVERYTIME I SING QING TIAN WILL RAIN ONE?? NEVER LORHS!!!!! THAT TIME AT SENTOSA ONLY THUNDER NEVER RAIN OKAY!!!!! SO THAT STATEMENT IS SOOO WRONG!!!!!!!!!!

okay. time to dota. alamak now my frend wants me to maple. -___-"
EITHER WAY I SHALL STOP HERE.
TATA!!!!!!!

*DUN DELETE THIS POST!!!!!! I TOOK 30MIN TO BLOG THIS!!!! DUN RUIN MY EFFORTS OR CUT ANY PARTS OUT. I WILL KNOW!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND COOPERATION*


`love veralyn.

HELLLOO, im posting!

okay. organiser says we'll meet up tomo 14/6 at 1.30pm at tampines platform. yes, sentosa finally! fun time!

ps. we're to turn BLACK alright? (: no sunblock allowed


LOVE,
madeline (: